Dailly reminder: there are no good printers.

APAB (Yes ALL)

women won’t date me cause I’m ugly and married :\

Not me! I got the bald spot starting at the back turning me into a fucking monk.

clean your room. You never know how many bars you’ll find that you thought were missing.

did we ever learn of his strange reasons for not wanting to poop?

otterpops, and pink is the best, followed by blue

In my mind a popsicle has a stick and anything thats in a tube like this is an otterpop, even though otterpop is a brand name and ain’t nobody buying the real otterpops.

I’m on a smallish lemmy instance and I just click “All” and I can see stuff from the bigger ones. Don’t really see what the issue is.

I’m gonna miss /r/buttcoin. It’s a great place to watch crypto bros lose everything. How will I know when cz is arrested?

I don’t really know how this system works but if I’m on one instance looking at stuff on another does that help at all? Is stuff cached to help spread out the load?

I’m part of the problem. How’s it going guys?