I think it’s going by recorded incidents

rock das Ding!

Armed Gunman

You can always use a bit of saran wrap if no finger cots are at hand

ey, wir sind hier nicht auf ich_iel! :P

Hört, hört!

Fuck Chris Brown

Elton John ist dem Geplauder beigetreten

That’ll be $300

Imma start up a mail order groom app for those russian ladies

It’s morning view with winter dlc

Second monitor while I browse

While I agree that some folk would do anything to see themselves above other people I think you might be missing the irony of the meme

You gotta snort some water up that nose and blow hard. sweet relieve

Let’s go bowling!

that bonk in the end is just perfect

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frohes wichteln!

Mariah Carey ist mein Geistestier

As a nomad I just don’t pay taxes. Checkmate tax collectors