Could you do a solid prank for this random internet stranger and queue up the following:
8 x one favorite slightly annoying song (‘moves like jagger’, or ‘we built this city’ would be my suggestion)
1 x Photograph (pause for the unison sigh of relief from the patrons)
1+ x the same slightly annoying song played in a row already.
I’ll bring popcorn.
Sadly should no longer be recommended. It’s Mountain Equipment company now, and the enshittification is well underway.