Java would like to hog the couch

When making even the slightest expression online treat it like you were working in a sewer running through an insane asylum connected to a prison.

Just make sure you are under 100 lbs and have no baggage.

So if you crack your head jumping out you are still awake enough to pull the cord, plus if you land hard you don’t smash your head on a rock.

The super high altitude jumpers had altitude devices that would automatically deploy their chutes in the event that their air supplies failed and they passed out.

I was watching one air accident documentary where the plane dropped so hard that people who were unbuckled were launched into the ceiling and people found their phones and laptops in the back of the plane.

It is how you protected yourself from nuclear blasts since it was the cold war and all.

I don’t have kids so can I have other stuff that might be bad for them around my house?

Because we need to repeal the 2nd amendment

If miniblinds had been around in the 1700s they would’ve been enshrined in the constitution also

So basically it is more what twitter was really worth anyway

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Those compensation requirements would basically make it financially impossible to have someone on-call or they’d just have to hire people for those hours and say they are normal working hours.

How would you force someone to take time off?

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Streaming in general is approaching the old cable prices. Once you’ve subscribed to the fractured marketplace to find the shows you want you are spending far more than you expected.

It is always weird to hear fans refer to what happened in a game as “we”

Depending on the industry banging your coworkers will not increase the birth rate.

Finally, my hitting on that hot coworker isn’t inappropriate but patriotic.

I’m no fan of Hezbollah but how is this different than spreading land mines? Even if you kill civilians in an air strike at least you can claim there were enemy combatants there. Here it is just “Eh, we’ll just kill people at random and see what happens.”

I tell people to keep an eye on their diet. Once you hit your early 20s that whole teen “I can eat a whole pizza and be fine” is gone. It is incredibly easy to go over your calorie needs in a week and after a year you’ve gained 2-3 lbs or more. Before you know it by 30 or 40 you are 50+ lbs over and obese and now you are struggling to lose it. It creeps up on you.

Forgive yourself and others but learn from those experiences. As a saying goes "Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”