Deutschland means literally German Country xD

He belongs behind bars.

Well… I am an immigrant, so thanks I guess 😘

Not everyone speaks English as a first language.

Hard Throbbing Big Black Cock, what an unusual name.

Mouse Hunt 1997

I have never heard of Warmth

“Man caught murdering dog”

You: “where’s your proof he did it”

He follows Putins orders, he’s a part of the ruZZian media arm in America. You know… a god damn traitor, that needs a new neck tie.

You mean Putin’s fleshlight? That Tucker Carlson?

At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎

Keep on a lickin’ maybe one day that boot will shine.

I’m not sure if you’re trolling, or you actually believe that bullshit of an answer, that you just typed up.

No we aren’t. The rich are too greedy to allow freedom of choice. Don’t mistake the two.

Write that down! Write that down!!

Deleted Ice Age scene

That’s pretty clever, but luckily for me it’s just a shit post

Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.

A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.

Wait until you see Hans Best!

Ah an Italian, how international of you!

Okay Lezzy Splitlove (tried to think of what she’d call you in another dumb drunk tweet)