That’s a solid 8/8, bud.

Who has “pending contempt charge” on their bingo card?

I don’t like how old this makes me feel…

I’ve never been so aroused in my life.

And much like the beaver, many of our artificial flavors are made from the expressed anal glands of the Dutch.

I’m going to start using this after someone tells me a story or something interesting.

Two scoops of chicken in every bowl.

You clearly don’t forage at the right grocery store.

I started with Lift Off and eventually came over to Jerboa - feels way more polished! Enjoy the hunt!

So do I.

I can. Getting the hint/not getting the hint was exactly my MO while dating my wife.

Right? You’re going to sit there and honestly tell me you wouldn’t follow the devil? Guys like Tom from MySpace, ya gotta follow him.

Just gave it a try myself and you’re right, down to the signing out/back in thing. Interesting.

Not sure if I’ll go back if Reddit changes their policies, though. I’ve actually found myself engaging in posts far more here than I have over the last couple years on Reddit. The smaller communities make it much easier to do so without being drowned out.

You’re so brave for being willing to finally say what we’ve all been thinking.

Missed a real opportunity to put a can of beans in his hand.

My palm is firmly imbeded in my face. Thanks for bringing me into the light lol

Ashes to ashes, been to bean.

Not gonna lie, I still don’t know what the joke was supposed to be.

If there’s one thing we can thank Reddit for it’s giving millennials an income opportunity and the prospect of home ownership through account sales ahead of the 2024 election.

You’re going to give him ideas.

The documentary is going to be insane.