True, but… like… Can we also do both

It doesn’t taste as bad as everyone seems to think, but it still just feels disturbing in concept.

The Simic Combine wants to know your location

Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

Wait, that’s just slavery with extra steps!

I grew up there. Honestly, you’re not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

That took me too long

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Or Anthropology. Right now, we have realized that New Caledonian crows have entered an equivalent to the early stone age in humans. Therefore, we can gain a lot of insight both about the nature of technological progression and of the very nature of intelligence (and the differences between mammalian and avian intelligence) by doing these studies.

It’s more like… Having an extra layer or two stashed at convenient locations like a chipmunk.

Ok… Those don’t look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can’t lower property values like that.

Now I think something went over MY head

I think the fear is that the higher courts also don’t want death threats, so everyone and their mother is gonna keep trying to pass this around. Which is what Trump wants to happen until he can try to get re-elected in 2024 and then pardon himself.

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

Shit, I’m not even mad at the name change. That’s a cool name!

I mean… You could try a tea shop! Usually have good pastries too