This graphic is going counterclockwise and I didn’t enjoy that. On the other hand, neat.

They seemed to have no idea what to do? Where’s the off switch!?

Something like that. I almost thought I got it backwards. A thread if you’re interested (I don’t think you’re a snob for offering a correction though)

All apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes. Perchance.

Pretend to throw something!

So hard to decide on the spread. Butter? Ketchup? Mustard? Might need this cotter pin at some point…and a swiss army knife… eh butter is fine. Et voila.

They’d be cute if they didn’t weasel their way into storage sheds and shit and piss all over everything.

Ohhh. So bite the pigs when they’re still alive!

Eyes.

No, woman angry funny. Haha silly woman. If genders were reversed this comic not funny anymore.

It takes a few tries so it’s more like schlick schlick schloop sssccchhhlllorp

Cowabunga.

Over-processed food causes brain demons.

Jesus Christ.

No really, I see him!

I’d say because if we’re trying to find things unique to guys it’s relevant to point out when it isn’t unique.

This is fine. I probably taste good.

Dad might be a sith lord

I mean sure but I think there’s a few extra steps between “feeling” this way and fucking doing it.

Sex? Yes please. /austinpowersface