nur?

*Wacken

Hätt ich mir auch nicht träumen lassen dass De-speak mal eines Tages zu einem lustigen Post führen würde…

Du hast da gewissenhaft mitgemacht??

Öpnv Moment

Jemand Lust ne Version zu machen die die Kosten pro transportiertem Kilo ausrechnet?

Okay once again very slowly for the people in the back:

“Kids’ metabolism != adults’ metabolism”

Straight up lustig; Themaverfehlung

dings

sus

Klingt unrund, lieber die Mauer reparieren

“Keksvergleich: Prinzenrolle haben auch nicht weniger Kalorien als Gut und Günstig”

“Ah mal wieder typisch und Reiswaffeln werden nicht erwähnt”

Nein?!?

Character Ark

It is more conservative than the north but German conservatism isn’t quite as vile as the American flavor.

“Conservative” politicians here want to keep taxes for the wealthy low, suck off car manufacturers, keep marijuana banned (“it’s forbidden because it’s illegal”). In Germany, trying to enact an LGBTQ genocide is not really an ambition of the conservatives but of the fascist AfD which is strongest in eastern Germany but in recent polls got an uncomfortable 20% nationwide.

“Conservative” people in southern Germany will go to church, give you a weird side-eye if you work on a Sunday or have dyed hair, wear checkered shirts and get shitfaced at the biweekly state fair. Most are quite nice personally.

The towns and cities are way more progressive than the countryside and especially Munich which has had a socdem mayor for quite a while now. Hell the last csd had like half a million people, that’s nearly a third of the population.

Über dreißigdåusend Uunfälle werden jährlich von Führerscheenbesiitzern verurßåcht åber dös inderessierd wieder keeinen, die fümpfhuundert ohne, DIE sæn dös Probleem!