Noooooooo!!!

Dang it paper place mat that was probably bulk purchased from a sketchy company in San Fransisco! Why would you lie to me while I’m eating egg rolls

So I am curious, does the Chinese zodiac really work like how it says it does on the back of those paper place mats they had in the strip mall Chinese place that was probably actually owned by Koreans that I went to as a kid or is that a bastardized version?

I like to imagine an engineer at the medical equipment company made one of these for personal use and his secretary walked in on him and he was just like, “uhhhhhhhh, this is, for exacting sperm samples!”

I played Oblivion a lot but I never finished the main quest. I was too busy doing shit with the thieves and dark brotherhood.

Is there a realism mod for Stardew?

And between that playing Morrowind

I find the quote in this video from some German news paper about how early Kibbutz settlers were “super Aryan” despite being Jewish so fucking creepy. Like yeah, we support the Jews now that we can essentially see them as white people.

The American ruling class is just coldly following their class interest. Evil but I get it.

The American people are maliciously cruel, to the point of pursing cruelty against their class interests sometimes.

Uhhh, seems a little dangerous to have a full sized grizzly in your home! This dude could end up getting Timothy Treadwelled.

This is me with drinking

Probably not.

I’m assuming this opinion is not the correct one

They tend to hate porn too

But I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste

Necessary? Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

Define an “unnecessary sex scene”? What makes a scene in a piece of media necessary beyond it being something the author wanted to put in the work?

Kim Dza Dza

Tarkovsky’s work

Kidnapping Caucasian Style

Honestly I can think of worse ways to spend my twilight years

What do you do on a cruise ship for 4 years?