I’ll be honest; Rullepølsen is not homemade or anything, it’s just a thing we buy in the supermarket. As for a recipe, I think google is your friend, since I’ve never tried making it myself.

Yea and I’m asking if they’re referring to this.

This is such a cool woman

Is there a pastry called a Danish, that you are referring to?

Dyrelægens natmad er meget let at lave, og derfor er den også en af mine favoritter. Hvis jeg spiser rejemad, så er det på hvidt brød men så er det også godt.

Kartoffelmad er en virkelig godt også. Putter du ogsj purløg ovenpå som topping?

Varm leverpostej er så godt. Jeg bruger ikke selv rødkål i smørrebrød, medmindre det er til flæskestej, men jeg kan sagtens forstå hvorfor andre bruger det på leverpostej.

My budgies will make a lot of noise when any music is playing. Also when people talk. For this reason, they have a radio playing while we are out of the house and can’t talk to them.

In my opinion, what restroom to use depends on what you have between your legs. “Gentlemen” for penis. “Ladies” for vagina.

Hold da op! Hvordan gemmer I al den juice? Har I et kølerun? Er det kun til eget forbrug?

You dont know any of this.

I’m just going off what I learned in school in Denmark. According to lvxferre@mander.xyz it seems there is a lot more variation than I thought.

“The” does have two pronunciations depending on if the word after it starts with a vovel sound or not. It’s “Thuh” for consonants and “Thee” for vowels.

You don’t have to tell the truth.

In my experience, google maps is really bad at finding parking. OSM-data is just better in this regard

Slept at a sweet girl’s place yesterday. I think I want to take it further, but I don’t know what she wants.

Et tip til at skabe mere lige kampe med en modstander der mindre øvet end dig:

Du spiller kun med Konge, bønder og tårne. Din modstander har hele sin hær. Så tilføjer du ellers bare brikker efterhånden som modstanderen bliver bedre. Det gør at du skal bruge din strategiske evne ligeså meget som hvis I havde lige mange brikker, men var lige gode.

Der er vist 960 forskellige mulige opstillinger, ikke sandt?

Samme her. Jeg spiser selv blæksprutter ret tit, men de er altså døde når jeg køber dem.

I’d pay for youtube if I wouldn’t also be exposed to tracking, however I much prefer supporting creators directly. IMO the platform should be paid-only and have a revenue-share system akin to Nebula. Fuck ads.

You are almost correct. I am 20.