Blackberries and blueberries if I’m eating them straight-up. If its berry-flavor, like in a syrup or something, its boysenberry 100%

Well hey, TIL

Our Flag Means Death. It’s about a fictional pirate captain just starting out on the high seas and incorporates historical pirates like Black Beard and Calico Jack in the series. I think it’s hilarious and is one of the few shows that naturally captures queer romance without it feeling like it’s being whacked over your head.

In the most recent episode, they put him in a collar with a little bell and omgomgomgomgomg

Hey, I respect it. Glad to hear they are in solidarity

Oops, all Billionaires!

Out here double cheeked up on a Tuesday

I used to think Static-X was the heaviest, most badass band out there. I loved all of their stuff and bumped it daily up through high school. It’s funny, because there was like a ten year gap where they were very un-cool to everyone after that, but now they seem to be having a kind of resurgence with a new front man. Saw them live a few months ago and the venue was packed with a 50/50 split of zoomers and old farts

Chat Pile has been my newest obsession! Hope to catch their show sometime soon

Oh don’t mind them, that’s just Sapho and her friend

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. The whole movie is a trip, but specifically the Large Marge scene freaked me out for a long time growing up.

https://youtu.be/lPMSGTfK4Aw

OSHA Inspector - “Can I get your name again, real quick?”

As if any of my ancestors weren’t also femboy sluts

Rizzoli falling from their pockets

Great for the body! Bad for the breath.

Immediate blinding rage everytime

We did it, human race

Kitty needs to contact their local tenants’ rights organization

A company operating under capitalism

-This is communism

I swear, there’s an LJS in my town that never has any cars in the parking lot and rarely has the lights inside on. Yet they remain…