Are you sure they’re not just slacking off and claiming the computer is slow?

Sure, you’re not running multiple CAD programs on a base model Air, but it’s a perfectly capable machine for web browsing, Electron apps, Citrix, MS Office, PDFs, usual desktop stuff.

And the base model Air is less than a grand - if you’re spending $1.5k, you’re getting more than 8GB RAM.

I’m not sure what’s going to happen in this film that wasn’t just given away in that trailer…

Tyrell, because Paypalpatine wants his sex robots, ands that means replicants.

Rather than the outrageous number of fascists and the disturbingly high number of people who’d rather not vote (or vote third party) instead of voting against the fascist in a meaningful way?

Like, I get there might have been issues with the Democratic campaign, but for fuck’s sake, the alternative was what you got. Well done. Hope the view was worth it from atop that high horse.

“I didn’t think the leopards world eat my face”, cried person who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party

If you vote for a fascist, you’re a fascist.

Oh, sorry, don’t misunderstand - obviously a crushing defeat in the popular vote is the best outcome.

I’m just saying they have a plan for a narrow loss and a plan for getting the shit kicked out of them.

You’re missing MAGA logic though. If Harris wins in a landslide, that’s further proof that the results were tampered with, because clearly not that many people actually voted for her…

It’s more Y’all Quaeda

I’ve always liked the idea that Kevin from Home Alone grew up to be the Jigsaw killer…

My boss told me verbally “don’t call your colleague a fascist by email or anything else that leaves a record”, so that was nice of him.

The funniest thing about watching Snowpiercer in 2023 with people who’d never seen it before was after the big reveal about what the protein bars are made of, and how horrified the characters were, all my friends were like “oh, is that it? That makes sense actually. We thought it was going to be the missing children or something terrible”

3P0: it uses a very peculiar dialect

Falcon: please… let me die…

A risk we all take when going undercover as a nazi…

That’s what I thought when I first read it.

Then I figured it out - the letter was returned to her - it never reached the company she was applying to.

Rogue One is second only to Empire and I will die on that hill.

Sounds like that would work for same sex marriage, personal pronoun use and transitioning between genders too.

We could call it the “mind your own fucking business” bill or something equally catchy…

You can never replace those cities and towns

For someone who nominally has a fortune in real estate, he clearly doesn’t understand how construction works.

You absolutely can replace towns and cities, and someone is going to make a shitload of money doing just that once the conflict is over. The only question at the moment is whether they’re going to be Russians or westerners.

- To the bus stop: 33.8km

Is that a typo, or can you just randomly stand at the side of the road and flag down a bus so you don’t need as many formal bus stops?

Because that’s wild.

Donald Trump owes more than $100m from lawsuits

No shit, he hasn’t paid the half a billion dollars from that single lawsuit yet, never mind any of the others…