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He’s dead to me, does that count?

An alternative reality where I’m

rich ✖️

sexy ✖️

famous ✖️

not tired ✔️

I like your confidence.

Ate it. :(

🥵 Orz daddy

Of course! Do you know who was also an immigrant? Mary Anne MacLeod who was married to, and had children with, Fred Trump who was himself a first-generation American.

Why does Grok talk like an insufferable tech bro (but I repeat myself)?

I was watching a video of a Trump supporter dressed head to toe in the American flag being interviewed at a rally. The guy asked something and, while trying to answer, she asks “do you really want to go there?” and casually drops that disasters were being caused by the government.

“The government… controls the weather?” he asks. It took a second but you could see the gears ticking. The penny finally drops, and she pivots to a vague “it’s the elite [few]”. Like ok I guess we’re making shit up as we go.

E: https://youtube.com/shorts/az0oDVkiFdE

In a trench coat?

Back in my day, we would carry the memes to work uphill both ways!

You can just say methylphenidate, the name of the active compound, instead of the full name of the conjugate 😅

Oh, yes! Animals, totally

Nice, but umm, where’s the rest of us?

Two lab assistants, one beaker.

They’re taking a break from the performance. Bad actors need vacations too!

I mean, where is the lie? Gimme cheap games, I’ll “buy” all of them!

I used to be friends with a black gay guy who was laugh-out-loud funny. He was always cracking jokes and he was a joy to be around.

But then he started hanging out with this one lesbian who was kinda shady, was dealing, was stealing, and pretty much tainting this guy once they became friends and that’s when he started doing it himself, so I cut ties.

Such a shame we can’t be friends anymore.

It’s a long river in Egypt!

I’m not a woman, but I could be for Pedrito. 😍

I can’t even trust that anymore. I almost got ran over by a bus who could definitely see me AND ACCELERATED. People around me gasped loudly, it was that ridiculous. Too bad I’m so blind I can’t see numbers from afar.