The government has decided that pandemics are a hoax and as such do not exist.

Going to be looking closer to pigs/boars with how big their bellies about to get

This effectively is what an emergency hammer is - a “hammer” but with a narrow point specifically to be able to break the glass from the inside.

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

That’s just the way a lot of economic policy works. A policy’s effects are not be instantaneous, but may take months or years before they are noticable depending on what they are. This lag often results in the next presidency experiencing the economic policies that were implemented by the previous presidency(s).

Execs typically don’t wear steel-toed boots.

Can you come install one near me?

So at the absolute highest margin of error, Trump has a very small lead. Conversely the same could be true in the other direction and it could be 6.4 points ahead.

I suspect the issue here was confusion around what “it” was as the sentence has two possible subjects - “the cat” and “tail”. Given cat was the primary subject, it probably assumed you wanted the arrow pointing to the cat.

Don’t forget convicted felon

Desktop computers that have a vertically standing motherboard.

I like the ones that DO get stolen, because it’s an indication that they are that in-demand!

Yo but hear me out. Because 7 ate(8) 9, 7 + 9 = 7

The nonchalantness of getting ready before getting in the bucket and walking away afterwards without so much as a thanks is really odd

There are lots of potential ways, especially when you own a large social media platform that doesnt have rational reasons for blocking certain political content over others that skew a particular way.

Ah thanks for clarifying! I was confused how poutine was involved.

Guess Reddit liked the idea too and decided to expand on it, for profits

The glasses are just less obvious than me pointing my phone at you and snapping a picture

Mercury has an average surface temperature of around 167°C, Venus is much hotter with an average of 464°C

My senior dev was asked for his transcript and he’s been in the field for 25+years. He told them to get in touch with his college that doesn’t exist anymore. Suspect it’s a standard set of forms they need to fill.