I will forever shout it from the rooftops. Monopoly is a 30 minute game, regardless of how many players you have. If you play by the actual rules, and none of the house rules you’ve made up for yourself, it’s really quick and really fun. No families need to be shattered over the game. No friendships lost. Just play by the actual rules!

Sadly, Mastodon had its shot during the pandemic and blew it. The non-tech savvy didn’t understand how federation worked and they marketed themselves very poorly.

This makes a lot of sense, and why I’d never survive in Canada.

Blank tapes?

Man, after the last decade, just let us have this for a little while.

As someone with a wife from Wisconsin, it’s highly effective.

It depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.

Unfortunately, they were also recently acquired by Canva. It may be all right for the time being, but I wouldn’t throw my full weight behind them anymore.

No problem, friend. I have time for both.

Hyper-vigilance rarely leaves you without anything to do. So, there’s a plus. My therapist would be very proud of my re-framing.

Having no knowledge of chess really at all, I’m like 60% sure all those words are made up and it’s just a giant gag the chess community uses to confuse people. They must have some random chess generator that spits out random gibberish that sounds impressive.

Okay, can someone explain to me why states with capital punishment don’t just inject someone with a bunch of morphine and they just go to sleep and never wake up again? I hear all the time about the horrific shit they inject into people and the horrible deaths they suffer, while one easy drug can execute the person with no fuss? I just don’t understand.

I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?

Because power appears to be even more addictive than money.

Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.

This month is only the July camp event. The proper November event is still a ways out. Plenty of time to prepare for it!

Nope. They’re the ones most likely to murder me. Just me, my wife, and our cats. Minimal chances of murder. Except from one of the cats but if it comes down to it, I think I can take her.

Exactly. Do as little as required by the laws of where you live and immediately get the fuck away from wherever you are and start the process to emigrate to a different country. Christmas and Thanksgiving will now be done over video chat.

Thank you so much for adding the option to switch thumbnail sides. That silly feature was what I needed badly.

Same with the piano but when looking around for starter keyboards all they can tell you is everything is shit unless to throw out $500.

I don’t even know if this is going to click with me. I can’t spend that much on something that may end up gathering dust.