They aren’t even trying to sugar coat it anymore. Like, when they started in with cellphones and laptops they at least promoted it with pictures of working on the beach and whatnot. Now they’re straight up telling you, “We are tracking everything you ever do to eliminate your excuse to ever miss a meeting. You’re
welcome mandatorily accepting this!”
Nominative determinism strikes again!
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
Looking forward to truly dystopian Captchas: Prove you are human, click all squares with terrorists that need to be shot
“Whoops, missed a space. It should be ‘allows history con text to get lost’. That is to say, our propaganda and lies are being drowned out by the truth.”
Pb is yellow and there are two more colors to go…
Singularity
Singles-in-your-area-ty
“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”
“Sure thing bro!”
“It was Russia!”
“Wait…no…that was the last one…”
(Speaking away from the microphone) “Bring me the other deep sea terrorism denial file! No…the new one, the new one”
“It was Hamas!”
“Annndd…”
“they were backed by China.”
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling
“Ask not, ‘Can we afford to?’ but ‘Can we afford not to?’ Have you seen the MIC
lately?!”
“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”
I wish for things to change enough for me to be a Bloomer
Monkey Paw curls one finger
🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find
He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵
Heavy Crossbow
Heavy Crossbow
What you hope they mean: Arthur C. Clarke
What they always actually mean: Phillip K. Dick