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For a second I thought they had their own police outpost.

Bcs their original business was air-to-crowd weaponry.

It left him skidmarked for life

Omg they used secret high tech frozen poop projectiles to leave no trace.

Mmm, sealed eggplant flavours …

If Crowdstrike crashes systems on the plane Im traveling on this is exactly who I want in the cockpit - someone with sys admin skills.

The eggplant?

Or the big yellow ones?

… maybe?

Which one is she again?

They are great, all by servers are wearing them!

But beware, don’t fall for scams, some sellers will be trying to sell you regular diapers claiming they work just as good. Only buy original.

Yeah, lol, thats me too, also helps me at work (well, not help “me” per se, but the quality of my work is much better).

I love having approximate knowledge of many things.

Its about the best thing the modern information age has to offer to a pleb like me. A few hundred years ago if I wanted to research a random topic I would have had to be very lucky, prob royalty.

Wow, I never got a sense of dread from a paralysis demon before. Fuck this thing. I think I would instantly develop telekinesis powers and explode the lil bastard, or call his boss and demand a quality replacement.

Yeah, I don’t deserve but do need that dog-wolf-fren.

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Why draw so much cake tho?

But the lawyer broke too.

The pilots pants crashed??

Your adhd allows a “learn by doing” mode?

Mine blocks me by starting & outlining the ‘ambitious project’ just for the very outlining process to birth a myriad of non-projects to kinda “learn by doing” small aspects of the main project bcs the main (first of it’s kind for me) protect cannot possible be imperfect … ofc whilst knowing perfectly how shitty it will inevitably be and that that is fine since the goal is to have it working & inevitably learn from it.

So I just learn without ever starting the actual project.

You can pretend much more easily that your project “isn’t unfinished”* if it has the status of “not yet stated” … Its not technically true, just easier to pretend.

And a project never started can live in and continuously clog your mind for even longer than a an already started one that at least somewhat satisfied your curiosity.

Im sure these guys are fiends, that’s why they are at the pub together.

There definitely was some computer with an overvolted Intel just about to crash whilst Crowdstrike was just about to crash the system on that very PC, the same PC that was running all the primary systems on a Boeing plane that was just about to crash for its own separate reasons.

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