THE HAMSTER WINS AGAIN

how to start a workplace shooting:

“well if you don’t like tyranny.com then the free market will have no choice but to provide you with a depotism.com; then the two companies will be forced to try and provide you with the best service possible”

idk i’m trying to work on embracing a softer, more vulnerable side of myself instead of putting up a more brash, violent exterior as a defense mechanism while oversharing about myself on the internet

no but i am not a tank i am a girl

no i am a girl

me when i’ve been consistently masking in public for the past 4 years

shoutout to microsoft, the single biggest promoter of linux out there. i really do got to switch over now, don’t I?

this person was the kid back in middle school who reminded the teacher about the homework

just learned that there are people out there who are unironically british

Drake the type of guy to depict people on the internet he’s mad at as soyjaks

me when i see firearms that were considered obsolete several decades if not centuries ago

either they didn’t send it or i sent it to the shadow realm. either way i got to get another. damn

holy shit i am SO GOOD at hiding shit from myself. i’ve been looking for the tape measure i bought off of amazon for the last 20 minutes

only democracy in the middle east BTW

spending all afternoon throwing old boots with no matching pair into the local lake to give fishermen something to catch

One of my favorite character dynamics in the entire franchise is between Kiryu and Majima in Y: Kiwami. It’s incredibly funny watching Majima cook up more and more bizarre antics to get an excuse to fight you, yet Kiryu is doing absolutely everything in him to be a grouchy stoic who refuses to entertain Majima and his bullshit unless he absolutely has to. All of this on top of the weird subtext of Majima beating you up to train you and rehone your skills after a decade in prison is just .

Majima: Puts Kiryu in a headlock

Majima: “I’m doing this because I love you, Kiryu-chan!”

Kiryu: “I understand, Majima-san. Your eclectic training regimen comes from a place of love and I respect you deeply for what you’ve done for me”

majima fucking breaks kiryu’s neck

this riddle was easier than i thought

Mike Ochs: Are they asking for me???