Closely related to that:

JD Vance, is that you?

• “Gentlemen, your verdict” by Michael Bruce - trolley problem on a submarine (attention: weird vertical formatting)
• “Just Lather, That’s All” by Hernando Téllez" - a barber during a civil war

The second one actually gave me half of a mental breakdown, but not because it was too violent for me.
One analysis that I read made the exact opposite conclusion that I made, and it showed me this: in the subject of English, two diametrically opposed points can both be equally correct! Nothing is fixed! Reality is mutable!

Also The Lottery, The Veldt, Harrison Bergeron (which others have already mentioned)

Could have just said man instead of ma’am. They sound almost the same.

Was this article generated by AI?

You mean general dynamics?

Those forward wing things are called canards. 3 modern fighters have them.

• Saab Gripen: grey, delta wings, single engine, rectangular side intakes.
• Dassault Rafale: grey, delta wings, twin engine, round side intakes and fixed fuel probe. Only fighter known to defeat the F-22 in simulated combat.
• Eurofighter Typhoon: grey, delta wings, twin engine, rectangular lower intakes.

Got it on this instance!

!thomastheplankengine@lemmy.blahaj.zone

But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…

unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!

Don’t tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there’s no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!

I do not want your stupid app.
I will not use this siloed crap.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

Why are there so many question marks??? That’s not how questions work??????

No? What does Mr. Rogers have to do with leopards? Tigers I can see, but these aren’t those.

Still faster than Windows

It’s very energizing too

The manuals. RTFM exists for a reason. If there’s ever a command or a config file you’re not sure about, just type in man the_command.
If you can’t access the man pages for some reason, there’s an online version on linux.die.net.

Also, the Arch Wiki, Gentoo Wiki, and Debian Wiki offer good information for all distros. I like Arch Wiki the best.

PGP or GPG, however you spell it. You can encrypt stuff, protect your email from prying eyes!

Also FOSS in general.

AI? In medical research? But rulers!!!

Upvoted solely for the last line

Everything here reminds everyone of that.