CrackBurger [none/use name]

I steal music off nicotine+ and everyone gets mad at me

I’m lying i didn’t buy that piece of shit

I have one and it’s great and it works I think you’re just jealous

Ground control to major cum

Puppeteering at union square just to afford woke burger

I’m being sued over some bullshit, guess I’m gonna do jail time I can’t fucking afford an attorney!!!

Woke burger is too expensive

Got tummy flu from eating too many woke burger

Getting salmonella poisoning from Ranni Burger 🤮 💀

I’m addicted to woke burger

I’m a 9/10, I have the best pussy, I touch grass daily