I was setting up an 8mm projector to watch porn in 70s when I was still middle school aged. (Adults on screen)

Nothing wakes my weasel like a vibrator powered by diesel.

Wokka please.

Her “dog” was a wild black bear. They grew weary of her begging to touch the dog so they went all old yeller on that sumbich.

Cakey snatch isn’t exactly my preferred choice but when in Rome.

They seriously look like something Orange County Choppers would make to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary for a commercial stove manufacturer.

Jesus is the Ted McGinley of family gatherings.