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That in itself is a red flag.

Urinium

Pedal. To the. Metal.

Yes, but that particular sink happens to be named “Baby”.

Not enough socialism or porn

I’m pretty sure that was the author’s intention.

All the idiots are still on shitter and idiots are how influencers make money.

It’s all Greebles?

It always has been.

Hoodbachi

Luckily, all my light bulbs are the (American) football-shaped LED kind and there’s no glass.

I don’t think hogwash means what you think it means.

Tech companies have optimized their hiring processes to hire the worst possible candidates anyway.