BeamBrain [he/him]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • I just made cinnamon toast, a process that took much longer than it should have because the following occurred:

    • Couldn’t find the sugar
    • Found the sugar but it was all dried out and had basically merged into one giant clump, requiring me to break it apart with a spoon
    • Poked a hole in the sugar bag while doing this, which I had to tape shut
    • The vegan butter I used, a new brand I switched to because my store stopped carrying the old one, exploded in the microwave, something the old brand did not do. I tried another brand, which also exploded in the microwave, but at least melted enough to be usable before doing so.
    • The lid fell off of the cinnamon bottle when I was making the cinnamon sugar, and a good half of the cinnamon poured out.

    I find myself wondering if I’ve unknowingly offended a witch.