Zuck’s “How do you do, fellow kids?” Didn’t work when he was in college either, that’s why Facebook is his avenue of human interaction.
I strongly doubt most people are aware of anything about this
There is not enough money on Earth to make him look or be better. Even sealing him in a lead box, filled with liquid lead won’t help. Still horrific.
lead box, filled with liquid lead
I disagree and demand to be proven wrong.
Yeah for real, I would like this.
Having a midlife crisis and suddenly dressing like you’re really into the world’s shittiest rap-rock band generally doesn’t endear you with the public. Especially not when you’re laying people off by the tens of thousands.
Lol, get prettier, or maybe dont be a cunt or something
His mega yacht tracker https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/details/9857511
Pair this with Elon Musk’s jet tracker.
He still has a punchable face
From TFA:
So, while Zuck may be playing the part of the cool guy, Americans haven’t been fooled by his gold chains or musical ambitions, it seems.
Yet they’ve been fooled by a fat orange fascist buffoon. Go figure…
There is no way to make zuckbot likable.
I can think of a few ways.
I’d need him to sign a waiver, though.
I don’t think a PR blitz is going to change many peoples mind about snuggling up to a giant piece of shit. A turd is a turd.
‘you can’t put lipstick on a pig’ - some guy with a bigger inauguration crowd than both of trump’s.
But maybe it made him happier? He seems happier. All he needed was a bit of sunshine and some exercise.
He’s still a billionaire, which means he’s an evil wage thief. Fuck his happiness.
And a few billion dollars and a seat at the table of the US government
Zuck, the Cartman of tech
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