return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoTrump says he will take on paper straws with executive orderwww.newsweek.comexternal-linkmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1164arrow-down13cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
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minus-squarekbal@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up35·16 hours agoWimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·37 minutes agoAsbestostraws. By men. For men.
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·39 minutes agoBruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock. Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.
minus-squareconc@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours ago Ha! Real men use metal straws. Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!
Wimpy effeminate plastic straws? Ha! Real men use metal straws. Tin/lead if that’s all you can afford, or depleted uranium if you’re a real player.
Asbestostraws. By men. For men.
Bruh, real men use their tough, strong, manly fingers to bore a hole through a chunk of solid rock.
Then they throw the rock away and stick their faces directly into the river current. Bonus points if they catch a fish.
Specifically everbilt 3/8 in. x 20 ft. Soft Copper Refrigeration Coil Tubing!