My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.

Turn it into a curry.

By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.

You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately byte down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

Concentric slices.

Blend it

ITT: there is evil in all of us.

Wrap it in a tortilla

Bloody Mary garnish.

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind

What. The. Fuck.

Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.

My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we’re out.

When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.