• pedz@lemmy.ca
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    As a Canadian, I approve the Danish takeover of the US. And don’t forget Alaska.

    Denmark is already one of our neighbours, via Greenland. Denmark would now surround Canada at the east, south and west, but it would probably be a less contentious neighbour than the US.

    We could even start a new Whiskey war for Point Roberts, or Angle Inlet.

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      We could even start a new Whiskey war for Point Roberts, or Angle Inlet.

      Having to choose between Danish and Canadian whiskey, I’d choose Danish every time.

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      If you pitched “becoming Danish” as being coated with sugar dough and sugar syrup in the ads, i think you could convince most Americans to vote for it.

      Weaponize our idiocy and obesity, please, we beg of you.