• TheFriar@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour

    Hot.

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        Don’t want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.

        Since when does being straight mean you’re bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that’s just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.

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        Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!

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          there is an experimental treatment…

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            3 days ago

            Go on…I’m open and willing! Whatever will set me straight! I mean, not straight.

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                Ugh! If I weren’t so straight I would clutch my pearls. Maybe I’ll have to go buy some pearls to clutch.