irreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
arrow-up1226arrow-down1external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comirreticent@lemmy.zip to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: andfinally@feddit.uk
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 hours agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-squareirreticent@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 hours agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy