Its okay for cats because they’re cute and adorable, which elon isn’t.
And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
Oh he doesn’t like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you’re exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: “Groom of the King’s Close Stool”) was the most intimate of an English monarch’s courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.
The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.
The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the “chamber system”.[1][2]
This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald’s pants while he’s taking a shit.
Brings a new meaning to “Closed door meetings”.
well somebody’s gotta give him the blumpkin, right?
And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That’s daddy and Eric time
Who’s gonna wipe his butt then?
