bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square286fedilinkarrow-up1767arrow-down16
arrow-up1761arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square286fedilink
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 hours agoMy bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 hour agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 hour agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 hour agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )