• Snapz@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Oh AP… trump doesn’t “survey storm damage” you fucking complicit goons.

    He goes from an air conditioned plane to an air conditioned SUV to 5 min photo opp with no walking, no assessments and no rough or unprepared terrain navigated. He is chauffeured to a pre-prepared “devastation movie set” essentially, where handlers have purposefully arrived early to move wreckage and downed tree limbs closer together so a framed TV shot better visually reads as “hurricane was just here”. The handlers gather and pile bricks, breaking whole bricks in half, or scuffing and rubbing dirt on pieces that look too clean. They then slightly mess the pile at the last second to seem more natural. When trump arrives, the first thing he does is sees that small brick pile, he points, yells at someone to add two more bricks because he thinks that makes him look smart, decisive and important.

    He then lies while standing stationary and completely out of harms way. He meets the widow of a firefighter who died. She’s forced into a photo. He calls her by the wrong name, tells her to smile as he does the same with a thumbs up. Local firefighters then give him a fireman hat with his name on it. He says, “you know I could probably put out so many fires… And very easily too…” And all the people around him nod. He is then put back into the air conditioned SUV, given McDonalds food that he literally has a food taster bite first to check for poison, like a medieval king, and then he gets his diarrhea fuel and starts just immediately chunking up that diaper with watery shit and blood from his hemorrhoids. He gets out of the air conditioned SUV, back to the air conditioned plane. He is washed in the plane’s shower by one of his sycophants as he can’t reach his dick or asshole. They dress him in a brand new set of sealed silk pajamas with a big T on them and then he literally shits the bed as the plane flies to the next town to do it all again.

    No AP, trump does not “survey damage” you horrible horrible traffickers of a lie trying to convince us that this boy child is anything but naked, save for the makeup smeared unevenly on his face and the rancid shit smeared around his midsection and throughout the fat folds of his acne-covered gut