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minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·13 days agoDon’t forget… Yeast: oh man I love sugars so much, I just wish they didn’t make me shit so bad. Humans: dude this stuff is fucking awesome!
minus-squarepsud@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-212 days agoYeast in sugar is going: I’ll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I’m hungry I’ll break that poison into acid Humans: hold my… Wait a minute let’s make beer! Parrots: tasty tasty poison Fruit flies: bonanza!
minus-squareDillyDaily@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 days agoAnd if my yeasty poison goes bad, I’ll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad. Don’t forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.
Don’t forget…
Yeast: oh man I love sugars so much, I just wish they didn’t make me shit so bad.
Humans: dude this stuff is fucking awesome!
Yeast in sugar is going: I’ll just convert this to poison (ethanol) to keep everything away, then whenever I’m hungry I’ll break that poison into acid
Humans: hold my… Wait a minute let’s make beer!
Parrots: tasty tasty poison
Fruit flies: bonanza!
And if my yeasty poison goes bad, I’ll just pour it over some poisonous leaves, I love salad.
Don’t forget to season it with minerals you chipped off a rock in a dried out lake bed.