PARK CITY, UT— Assuring himself that the most important thing to do in the present was to try to get his full eight hours of sleep, area man Greg Pappas, who was experiencing insomnia Monday night, reminded himself there would be plenty of time tomorrow to deal with the home invasion currently underway at his […]
  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldEnglish
    30·
    3 days ago

    I sleep like a log. My wife can almost never get me up at night. Once, she heard a noise and tried to shake me awake. “I think there’s someone in the kitchen.”

    I just said “he’ll be fine” and snored on 😅 ill be fuckin worthless if someone breaks in

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netEnglish
    8·
    2 days ago

    I was drunk and tired from a late event at 2am.

    I had a cabin rental with three other people who were dead asleep.

    It was at that moment that the back door WOULD NOT LOCK.

    I had a serious moment of panic. After about 15 minutes of spiraling (and another shot of whiskey), I decided to block off the door with a bunch of chairs.

    If a ax murderer did come by, surely a locked door wouldn’t have stopped them either.

    Fortunately, we made it to the morning.

  • quinkin@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 days ago

    A spider bit my toe right as I was falling asleep. Decided I would deal with it in the morning.

    Fortunately that was the case.