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minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·1 month agoI have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·1 month agoDad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 month agoPerf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoLike that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
minus-squaresteventhedev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoThat is a valid reason to move to Scotland
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month ago“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
I have a thick 7" meat hammer I need a different excuse
Dad I’m sorry I look too cute in skirts
Perf, “skirts are the only way I can let my massive dick breathe”
O.O
Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”
That is a valid reason to move to Scotland
“Well, dad, estrogen is the only thing that might make my crotch bludgeon somewhat managable.”
“god meeded to nerf my big ween”
😂