TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoMan stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seatuk.sports.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1143arrow-down1external-linkMan stopped by US police for driving with huge bull in passenger seatuk.sports.yahoo.comTheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareshiveyarbles@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoImagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
minus-squareimgonnatrythis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI’d rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
minus-squareroguetrick@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYou did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
minus-squarephx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago“Officer, you’ll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit” “Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto…” “No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it’s starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel”
Imagine that bull taking a dump in your car.
I’d rather imagine it taking a dump in his car. Partially because it means I have to use less imagination resources.
You did notice that the entire right side of the car is covered in shit right?
“Officer, you’ll have to excuse me, but this is bullshit”
“Sir, I assure you this is a perfectly legal sto…”
“No, like real bullshit. Howdy Doodee just dropped his namesake in the back seat and it’s starting to smell. Gimme a sec to grab a pan and shovel”