For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I’ve always wanted to write a bot that replies to comments that say „I have no words” with a list of random words
They: “I don’t even.”
You:“… lift, bro?”