Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Shutup baby, i know it
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
Daffodils.
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
I’m back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
Me, Bender.
Do a flip!
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X