• runjun@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Look, folks, I’ve always been the most honest guy you’ve ever seen, believe me. They measured my height, which is a tremendous height, by the way, very impressive. People say I’m the tallest, and they measured my weight, which is perfect, just perfect. Nobody has a better weight than me, it’s tremendous. But you know, the fake news, they’re always spreading lies. They say, “Oh, he’s not that tall, oh, he weighs more.” Total lies, folks. They’re just jealous of my incredible measurements. So let me tell you, I’ve got the best height and weight, and nobody can dispute that.