Chadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1732arrow-down16cross-posted to: leopardsatemyface@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@reddthat.comLeopardsAteMyFace@kbin.social
arrow-up1726arrow-down1imageIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldChadsalot@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: leopardsatemyface@lemmy.worldleopardsatemyface@reddthat.comLeopardsAteMyFace@kbin.social
minus-squareCustoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 year ago“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
minus-squareEvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·1 year ago“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
minus-squareTetsuo@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
minus-squareraptir@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoWow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
minus-squarebutterflyattack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
minus-squareblackluster117@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoGreenland has entered the chat
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
Greenland has entered the chat