• ares35@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    texan at the train depot:

    “dang nammit. cant take my beer? ::gulp:: wutza 'bout muhy freedum?”

    “hek wit dat, ::chug chug:: i’m takin’ muy truck. ai’nt ::hik:: no copper evr pulled me ::buuuuurrp:: oaaaver beeeefooooor…”