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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·5 months agoMe laying in bed wondering if they smell the jizz.
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·edit-25 months agoSometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af I always suggest airing out your room while you shower
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·5 months agoI wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·5 months agoAh yes. Sound advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-25 months agoOoh la la, the Queen Victoria treatment!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoI don’t give a fuck about the queen. The mushrooms I forage off them are about fifty percent of my diet.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down5·5 months agoThen the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool…but that dog REALLY wants that snack! And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like “OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!” And you’re like “wait, no, I can explain!!!” I’m imagining it like it could have been a scene in “Theres something about mary”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoDo you often think about getting head from a dog?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoCheck their username, @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 🤣
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoEver since they watched Ali G Indahouse
Me laying in bed wondering if they smell the jizz.
Sometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af
I always suggest airing out your room while you shower
I wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.
Ah yes. Sound advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Ooh la la, the Queen Victoria treatment!
I don’t give a fuck about the queen.
The mushrooms I forage off them are about fifty percent of my diet.
Then the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool…but that dog REALLY wants that snack!
And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like “OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!”
And you’re like “wait, no, I can explain!!!”
I’m imagining it like it could have been a scene in “Theres something about mary”
Do you often think about getting head from a dog?
Check their username, @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 🤣
Ever since they watched Ali G Indahouse