• Gork@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    6 months ago

    Baby Formula! Now with 12% less Lead than the leading brand!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      6 months ago

      What about that one with 50% more lead, but you don’t mind trading a couple of your baby’s IQ points for those sweet savings?

      • Gork@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        edit-2
        6 months ago

        Hmm that’s a tough trade-off. More developmental disabilities, but is the Value™ really there to justify the decreased cost?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          6 months ago

          If children wanted higher quality food they would go out and make their own money.

          Mine are broke so they’ll eat what I feed them.