Petitions are annoying, but I’m hoping some of us will want to sign this one! The goal is simple: Have the National Hockey League create a solution where the local broadcast announcers of the home team handle the broadcast for every nationally-televised game, such as the Stanley Cup playoffs.
That’s how I feel about Brad Marchand. Fans often say, “He’s the kind of guy you hate but you’d love him on your team,” but fuck that noise. I’d be embarrassed to have that floppy, chick-shit rat on my team. Maybe less embarrassing than only winning one playoff series in 20 years… but embarrassing nonetheless!