• TJmCAwesome
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    1 year ago

    In fairness, “socks” is a pretty lame attempt at a joke answer.

    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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      1 year ago

      Socks as an answer makes me think of “Ode to my Socks” by Pablo Neruda:

      Maru Mori brought me a pair of socks which she knitted herself with her sheepherder’s hands, two socks as soft as rabbits. I slipped my feet into them as though into two cases knitted with threads of twilight and goatskin. Violent socks, my feet were two fish made of wool, two long sharks sea-blue, shot through by one golden thread, two immense blackbirds, two cannons: my feet were honored in this way by these heavenly socks. They were so handsome for the first time my feet seemed to me unacceptable like two decrepit firemen, firemen unworthy of that woven fire, of those glowing socks.

      Nevertheless I resisted the sharp temptation to save them somewhere as schoolboys keep fireflies, as learned men collect sacred texts, I resisted the mad impulse to put them into a golden cage and each day give them birdseed and pieces of pink melon. Like explorers in the jungle who hand over the very rare green deer to the spit and eat it with remorse, I stretched out my feet and pulled on the magnificent socks and then my shoes.

      The moral of my ode is this: beauty is twice beauty and what is good is doubly good when it is a matter of two socks made of wool