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minus-squarethepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 months agoWhy not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?
minus-squarenyan@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 months ago'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck. “Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱
minus-squarehglman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoBrainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.
Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?
'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.
“Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱
Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.