• blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Just imagine someone finding it and putting it in a museum. His knob would be pristinely glossy like all the other statues with tits or other grabby parts lol.

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        1 year ago

        They don’t fall off, they’re removed by the priesthood because they’re jealous horny pious.

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      1 year ago

      So is that how we got all those Greek statues? Like they valued small pp, so they sent people to be tested against Medusa, and that’s also why they always have this thinking expression, they’re trying their best to suppress that boner.