Everyone in this movie is distractingly hot. Eiza Gonzalez might be the most attractive person I’ve ever seen. Alan Ritchson is jacked to a level that I didn’t even know was possible. Henry Cavill is still Henry Cavill.

If you’re looking for Nazi kills as slick as the dialogue. This is a fine Guy Ritchie film

If you are looking for deep character depth of an insane but true WWII story? This is also a Guy Ritchie film.

I must say too, but I want to see Alan Ritchson in more things. Not only were his Nazi kills the most badass since The Bear Jew, but he was hilarious.

Thoroughly enjoyed the film but I left wanting more. This feels more Dirty Dozen-ish than it does Inglourious Basterds. Since it’s based off a true story (saying that generously) I know they couldn’t go too crazy with it but if it was 15-20 minutes longer, to give some characters more spotlight, I would be much happier.

Plus Alan Ritchson is fucking giant, I’ll watch whatever he’s in.

Always curious to see the new guy Ritchie, I might give this a try