I’m the worm in the apple car.
That worm has a name: Lowly
I think in the German translation his name is Egon
Lowly’s Applecar fucking flies dude. It’s not even a contest.
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
(Love those lyrics)
Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That’s probably me.
Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.
Pretty sure that’s the two finger salute, “As above, so below.” Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.
Well i was gonna answer ‘cheese car’, but you make a persuasive case.
Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?
This was the one I was drawn to as well… The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he’s the most normal one of the bunch.
“But, if I’m the most normal… I’m scared to death of society.”
Jeff?
I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please
Pickle car any day.
It’s between that and the hot dog for me. But I’m leaning pickle.
I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.
Oh yes, it’s the legendary kurkkumopo! If you know, you know.
Yup, as much as I vibe with the doughnut, getting to the roof trunk is a nightmare in a single story building, and every turn risks a surprise roadtrip to a nearby window. It’s much harder to upset the pickle, and it it can run on vinegar!
Pickle me!
I’d like to say I’m the pig in the pickle car, but I’m actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.
dibs on owl on a broomstick bike
I member this book!
Why isn’t this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?
Fantastic idea.
If you can’t handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don’t deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.
I’m leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.
I fucking love this though
Goldbug
So is that the sculptor?
I loved these books as a kid - it’s tragic that mine don’t…
Where’s Goldbug? I thought he turns up just about everywhere?
Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.
Toothbrush for me
I’m going with the cat in the doughnut.
I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!
Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.
